So I was asked to be one of the opening acts for a comedian from NY here in Helsinki on October 8th. Now..I had writer's block until Monday night when I was falling asleep..
The debate I am going through now in my head is if I use some of my stuff from my 1st gig and work in the new stuff...hmmmmm. discuss...
...struggling to get my neurons firing...must have a new set by next Thursday - all written and ready to be performed...SHOOT ME
- Location:Espoo, Finland
- Mood:
blank - Music:History Repeating - Shirley Bassey
The trip went well, despite spending 11 days in the same house with my folks. Please do not misunderstand me - I LURVE my PAPA!! I adore him. I just really should have thought it through more before agreeing to spend 11 days with them. It was a bit trying on my patience. Seeing my old high school friend Kerry on the other hand was manna from heaven. The universe smiled upon me when she came into my life at 14 and despite having lost touch for the last few years, it was instant joy and love when we saw each other again. Oddly when we had lunch it was like we just saw each other last week!! What an amazing soul she is.
The wedding was OFF DA HOOK YO! What a wonderful celebration of 2 people in love and to witness to their pledge of lifelong commitment was truly moving. Love those 2 like the dickens!!
We did tons and had a great time and I will post more later - this is enough gumption for me on a Sunday afternoon...
Off to see Tom Jones!!! Yes, you heard me right. I loves me some Tiger of Wales baby!!
- Location:Helsinki, Finland
- Music:Burnin' Down The House - Tom Jones
WOOOHOOO
I am trying to get my paws on a video...me in all my fat lazy American glory :)
The feedback I got was very encouraging. I am actually stoked because the chic that runs the comedy club watched my set and pulled me aside afterwards to tell me that I was fuckin hilarious and that I am welcome to come do a set any time at the club :) So that is a plus :)
Friday night we decided to stay in. Met da Finn (tm) at the open air market (go local whenever possible people) only to find that they were all closed up at 4pm? What on (insert your favorite deity here)'s green earth were they thinking? Working professionals like us can't just leave our office at 12pm on a Friday (oh how I wish) just to get to them before they close. It was kinda sad actually. We have been making a concerted effort to buy from local farmers at the farmer's market so that we 1) reduce our carbon foot print 2.) Support local growers and 3) get happy fresh food to cook at home rather than the crap with preservatives in it. We were mighty disappointed let me tell you. We walked to the large supermarket across the way and picked up some stuff for dinner. Luckily we were able to get most things from the organic isle and avoided the products that didn't say grown/produced in Finland. There were exceptions however, but for the most part we tried to keep it local. The problem is that the big supermarket chains have most likely paid a ridiculously low amount for the stuff they mark-up to sell to their consumers. Frustrating. We cooked at home and then da Finn(tm) and I went through my stand-up set. I did some tweeking - with some great suggestions by da Finn - and I think I have a pretty good flow at this point. Now the key is to memorize it and be able to spit it out without sounding like I memorized it.
Saturday:
We went to Suomenlinna for a lovely birthday picnic with our friends Jaana and Päivi - it was Jaana's birthday. That place always makes me want to put on period costuming and start speaking in old Finnish. - Not that I have the ability to speak in Old Finnish...but I would give it my best shot whilst running around shouting about the Swedes or the Russians coming :) It was a great day. Sunny, not too windy, not too hot not too cold. If I had blonde hair it would have been like Goldie Locks...only different. We had champagne, fresh strawberries with home made whipped cream (da Finn really is talented), cheeses, prosciutto, pasta salad, dark bread, wine, more wine...and more wine. Lo and behold, when we stepped foot back on the ferry to head back to the mainland...I was a wee bit tipsy. I proceeded to then introduce myself to these lovely grad students from Oshkosh Wisconsin and we discussed - if my hazy memory serves - Scandinavian history and the history of Finland in regards to Russia... Brain ..over....load. Then in my infinite wisdom I bought them all a shot of the local specialty - yes the ferry has a fully functional bar - called Salimiakkikossu
. All in all I think that was a priceless contribution to their education. The girls and we headed back to our place where we listened to really loud music and little Fusche was asleep before 11pm... Ah how I long for the days when I could hang. Now bed before midnight is how I roll...Pathetic..
Sunday:
We went for a nice walk and had ice-cream!!! YAY!!! We then decided to be sloths on the sofa of life sucking ...and were asleep before midnight.
...except for Fusche who woke up every 2 frakin' hours. Random people in my dreams...like Hale showed up talking about fuzzy animals and then Trace showed up on a motorcycle in a period costume talking about Suze Orman and her relation to pirate hats... Talk about ODD!!!!!
- Location:Espoo, Finland
- Mood:
amused - Music:Go Your Own Way, Fleetwood Mac
General Bitchy-ness
Is it just me or is anyone else sooooo tired of the saturation in the press about MJ? Don't get me wrong, I had a poster of him on my wall in junior high just like a lot of people, but seriously folks. I know he revolutionized dace and yaddayaddayadda....but enough is enough already. The guy is .. D E D....DED. However, people are still all obsessed with the 3 ring circus that was his life and continues to be his legacy. Let the man/woman/Snu? rest in peace already (if you believe in that sort of theological stuff).
On a different note. It saddened me to hear of the passing of Mr. Cronkite. I grew up watching him on CBS news and always loved his sign-off. May Mr. Cronkite's legacy endure.
Other random Stuff...
7 weeks until Mel's wedding, K and D's 9th anniversary on 9.9.09...
SUGA for SUG....
Keeping my fingers crossed for Trace
Really need to get of my arse and start learning to knit...
- Location:Finland, Helsinki
- Mood:
awake - Music:Fleetwood Mac, Go Your Own Way
Now don't get me wrong. I know I iz funny (yes that was my ego that just smacked you in the head). But iz the crazy family stories and my warped perspective of life the kind of standonstageandmakeotherpeoplelaugh kind of funny? Don't get me wrong, I am so not afraid of embarrassing myself. I do THAT on a regular basis so it tis not a new experience.
If you were to tell an embarrassing story about Fusche...which, of the plethora, would you choose?
...waiting for the flames...
- Location:Espoo, Finland
- Mood:
curious - Music:Chasing Pavements, Adele
We had a fabulous time! It was great to see Donna, Becky,
Highlights:
Pride
Beach
Food
Wine
Not so good highlights - my stepmonster really stepping over a line. See, we had a family tragedy the Sunday after I arrived. My dear cousin Robert's wife passed away suddenly. To make a long story very short, my stepmother turned Sharon's passing into something all about her. However, after escaping her clutches 6 years ago, I have learned to not put up with her crap and I let her have it. Needless to say, things are a bit strained right now between us...
When my brain is functioning more, I will post an actual post.
Just cuz... This was the view while having cocktails at the Tea Dance in Ptown
In other Ga-News (thank you Gary...i wonder if anyone will get that reference)
I officially still have a job. Which is a plus. Unfortunately my step-monster step-mother had a greater effect on my psychological make-up than I really wanted to admit. I have been a veritable bundle of stress and anxiety with this latest round of lay-offs. Seriously. I haven't slept well, have had horrible dreams revolving around money, have had difficulty concentrating, etc. All the classic symptoms of stress and anxiety. However, now I know I have a job and coupled with the way the unionized system works here, I am secure for at least another year. Hopefully this dreadful world economy begins to show signs of life and my firm doesn't need to tighten the belt much further.
Tonight I am going to see the Eagles here at the Hartwall Arena in Helsinki. YAY! I was present at Great Woods (when it was still called that..I refuse to call it anything else) in '94 for the Hell Freezes Over tour. HOLY CRAP 15 years ago!! Where has the time gone and why do I have all this white hair now? I remember paying 85 frickin bucks to stand on the lawn mud pit to hear them. Come to think of it, that "lawn" still owes me a shoe! I was so deep in mud that it would not relinquish my footwear. On ONE foot. A very nice penny loafer (oh the '90s) from 9 West thank you very much. Maybe I should send a bill to the venue for it. I wonder what the odds are that they would pay...yeah not so much.
Additionally...
Furthermore...
We will be in Boston from June 12th through the afternoon of the 14th. I am sooooo excited about the Boston Pride celebrations!!! I am turning in to one of those Woohoo girls (..blatant refernce to HIMYM) I mentally shout it every time I think about being in town and celebrating all the diversity and acceptance with the community. I am also looking forward to seeing
"...and Fusche, although I met Roger first and that should make you his sister, shortly after meeting your awesomeness he became Fusche's brother."
DUDE!!!! WARM FUZZIES!!! Almost thawed the cold pit of doom that would be my heart...if I had one ;)
The sparse posting lately has been due to my total lack of anything to say...or inability to form a coherent sentence.
- Location:Espoo, Finland
- Mood:
indescribable - Music:It's The End of The World As We Know It, REM
For those of you who were wondering:
- I exhibit no outward symptoms of illness
- My faculties are intact - well as intact as they ever were
- My overall general health is quite good (aside from the already known issues -cholesterol, blood sugar, allergies to certain foods that would kill me D-E-D).
- My blood pressure is a fabulous 108/62
- My resting heart rate is 69 - booyah! Take THAT hereditary Heart Disease!
- I can work that elliptical machine like a mad woman and my heart rate goes to about 168 - very healthy according to her
- My respiratory system is clean(chest x-rays)
- My mammogram showed just what we all knew - big boobies -hehe I typed boobies...TWICE
- My ultrasounds on my internal organs don't show anything suspicious,
- My bone marrow shows nothing very significant - FYI getting a bone marrow test via your sternum is disturbing and painful - Think Pulp Fiction
- I don't have any cancer markers - thank you universe!
So, in the autumn, if my blood work is still wonky, she will send me to an Immunologist. This saga has been going on for a few years at this point and I figure that if there was something seriously wrong with me, I would know it by now.....
Like I said.. I AM HUMAN 2.0 - Zombies' Bane!
- Location:Espoo, Finland
- Mood:
calm - Music:Rhiannon - Fleetwood Mac
Peter the Great..on his horsey :)
Pretty building...I am a dork and can't remember what it was named..
More pretties...
NEAT!!!
We really enjoyed ourselves. I do have to say that even though the Russian people were very accommodating and tried to communicate with us (I know about 4 words of Russian..and that is a stretch) they really have no facial expressions for you to sort of get an idea if what they are saying to you is good or bad. I thought that Finns had the best poker faces in the world...um..Russians win!
Our hotel was lovely, everyone was very pleasant. The wedding couple were so gracious and the wedding celebrations themselves were AWESOME!
Da Finn (tm) and I have decided that we will venture back to St. Petersburg - hopefully with K and D who have expressed interest in going. Let's face it, we Cold War (which the Russians refer to as Soviet Times) babies need to go there to see that the big propaganda machine was indeed just that - propaganda. :)
Thumbs up for St. Petersburg.
- Location:Espoo, Finland
- Music:Winter - Joshua Radin
I don't want this to sound like I will be reading War and Peace in Finnish - oh HAY-ELL no. The library in my neighborhood is perported to have one of the largest and best selections of English Language books in Helsinki. So today my friend Hale is going to meet me there and hold my hand (help with the red tape stuff) while I get a shiny Library Card. In addition to English language books, I look at this as a great way to explore my literacy in Finnish by checking out some of their better known authors and slogging through. This is not to imply that Finnish authors are the dregs of the literary world, just that I have this belief that the nuance and beauty may be lost on me in certain passages...but I refuse to miss out and deprive myself of the possibility of exposure to something wonderful. Life is too short and it should be celebrated.
I am practically salivating with anticipation. I lurve lurve lurve books - the smell of them, the feel of them, the way they sound when you crack the spine open. A whole wonderful world waiting for discovery. I am so looking forward to finding something good to read for the train ride to Russia tomorrow...7 hours on the train....need book...or will explode...
In other random news/updates
- I was lucky enough to be able to see a dear friend for coffee on Wednesday. It was so wonderful to see her. Hopefully she will be in-country for the summer before her studies begin in Scotland and we will spend many more late afternoons discussing philosophy and enlightenment. Little happy things sent to me from the Universe always make me smile. Maybe I can even convince her to teach me yoga..since she is a yoga instructor and all...
- Da Finn(TM) and I spent Helatorstai ( Ascension Thursday for the rest of the Christian world) at our friends enjoying grilled goodness and the sauna. Much mirth and laughter was had... We even visited their local pub (they just moved so it is new to them) and discovered that Hells Angels can be very very nice teddy bears...
- Heading to Russia for Saturday and Sunday. YAY!!! Our friends are getting married and we were invited. Always makes me feel warm fuzzies to be invited to such a special day in someone's life.
- I have a doctor's appointment on Tuesday to get the results of my blood tests - more to follow on the Human 2.0 experiment later...
Oh..and I will be sure to give the dilly-yo on the local Library after I do my recon :)
- Location:Helsinki, Finland
- Mood:
bouncy - Music:Mr. Roboto - Styx
The list of crap they think it could possibly be is too disturbing to contemplate and would keep me up nights if I didn't have a sense of humor. I just keep telling the docs as they shove giant needles into my bones, give me x-rays, ultrasounds, biopsies etc that I am just the next generation of human. I am Human 2.0 so when the zombies rise, I am the next level of soldier that will defeat them..
...they don' t buy that....I wonder why..
- Location:Espoo, Finland
- Mood:
annoyed - Music:American Woman, Lenny Kravitz
Star Trek
Angels and Demons
State of Play
Wolverine
...I just need to figure out if 13bucks (10 euro) a pop per head is worth it....that is like 104 bucks of movies....
At the same time that I was being raised a Catholic (oy vey..I am recovering...really), I was also being raised to believe in all that was good about the U.S. of A. My Constitutional Law in Contemporary Society class text book was emblazoned with the preamble of the Constitution. One part that people often overlook is: "...Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed...." This strikes a chord with me when it comes to LGBT rights. Long has the LGBT community suffered at the hands of the majority - from hate crimes, to discrimination in the workplace, discrimination in housing, in property rights for their loved ones, in taxing, in healthcare benefits, in service to the country they love. "..Disposed to Suffer while evils are sufferable.."
The preponderance of opposition to same-sex marriage usually stems from one's ecclesiastical leanings. Arguments range from stating it is immoral to same-sex marriage would start us down a "slippery slope" towards legalized incest, bestial marriage, and all kinds of other horrible consequences. That one always gets me. These people think that allowing 2 grown adults to enter into a legal contract would then lead to animals? And they call gay people sick? These same people who will look at you and say that they think it is wrong to discriminate against LGBT people in any other way - jobs, healthcare, equal access to benefits - will stop dead cold when you mention same-sex marriage. So the idea of granting everything else is okay, but the over 1000 Federal protections of "civil marriage" are not? What is threatening about Barry and Mike living in a house and having a garden and when Barry has an operation, Mike being able to tell the doctors that Barry would want X and not Y done to him? Or that Mary and Alice when they retire should be able to share in each other's pensions? I think that these "moral" people are just obsessed with what goes on in a bedroom. It can be the only explination I think.
How can this sharing of rights threaten them? What makes the fabric of society any less strong by having a loving committed same-sex couple working and living in it and having the same rights as my Papa and step-mother? If anything, the fabric of society is strengthened by it. If anything, heterosexual couples defame "marriage". The latest statistics claim roughly 60% of marriages end in divorce. Second or third marriages have only about 20% of couples remaining happily married. A full eighty percent of repeat marriages end in divorce. Over one million children watch their parents divorce each year, and half of the babies born this year will suffer through the divorce of their parents before they turn 18. So you tell me; who precisely is ripping apart the fabric of society?
Well... per Thomas Jefferson: "All, too, will bear in mind this sacred principle, that though the will of the majority is in all cases to prevail, that will to be rightful must be reasonable; that the minority possess their equal rights, which equal law must protect, and to violate would be oppression. " Damn that old dead guy was smart.
Some day, future generations will look back with equal amount of disbelief at the inequality of LGBT persons not having the right to marry as we, this generation, look back in disdain that in the great U.S. of A it was at one time illegal for a black person to marry a white person.
- Location:Espoo, Finland
- Mood:
bitchy - Music:Someone Else's Life, Joshua Radin
Rachel Maddow teaches Jimmy Fallon how to drink like a man....
WOOOHOOO!!!! Okay...so 45 (6) to go!
New Hampshire Senate passes gay-marriage bill
By Andrew J. Manuse Andrew J. Manuse – Wed Apr 29, 4:53 pm ETCONCORD, New Hampshire (Reuters) – New Hampshire's Senate passed a bill on Wednesday that would legalize same-sex marriage after an amendment was added that allows clergy to decline to marry gay couples.
The bill, which passed in a 13-11 vote, needs to be signed by Governor John Lynch to make New Hampshire the fifth U.S. state where gay marriage is legal. The Democrat has not indicated whether he will sign or veto the bill, but has expressed opposition to the measure.
The bill passed the state's House of Representatives on March 26 but looked set for near certain defeat in the Senate before the amendment, which appeared to mollify some critics in the Democratic-controlled chamber.
The last-minute changes to the legislation would allow clergy to decline to marry homosexual couples and give couples the freedom to either keep the words "bride" and "groom" on marriage licenses, or use the word "spouse" instead.
Because the Senate and House passed separate versions, they must resolve their differences before the bill can go to the governor, who in 2007 signed a law recognizing same-sex civil unions, making New Hampshire the fourth state to do so.
Lynch has said the word marriage should be reserved for a traditional heterosexual relationship.
The bill, which would take effect on January 1, also recognizes out-of-state gay marriages and civil unions. Couples who now have civil unions would automatically become married by January 1, 2011. The extra year allows time for a formal ceremony.
Gay marriage made big inroads this month when, in a single week, Iowa and Vermont joined Massachusetts and Connecticut in allowing gay couples to legally wed. On Tuesday, a joint judiciary committee in neighboring Maine's legislature approved a bill to allow same-sex marriage. Maine's House and Senate could vote on the measure as early as next week.
In California, gay marriage advocates are hoping to overturn Proposition 8, the 2008 constitutional amendment that banned gay marriage there, in the state's highest court.
CULTURAL SHIFT
New Hampshire in 1987 outlawed same-sex marriages. In 2004, after Massachusetts' top court allowed gay couples to marry, New Hampshire passed a law that would not recognize gay marriages from out of state.
But elections in 2006 signaled big political and cultural changes, giving Democrats majorities in both chambers of the legislature for the first time since 1874 in a state that was long a stronghold of moderate Republicans.
New Hampshire state Senator Lou D'Allesandro was the only Democrat to side with 10 Republicans against the legislation, which would redefine marriage to include same-sex couples. He cited his "traditional family values."
Democratic state Senator Deborah Reynolds, who opposed the bill at committee level, changed her vote after the amendment.
"This is a compromise that is respectful to both sides of this debate and meets our shared goal of equality under state law for all the people of New Hampshire," Reynolds said.
Senate Republicans said discrimination remains in the bill, which Democrats said would ensure gay couples no longer received a "separate but equal" civil union distinction.
"Marriage for centuries has the traditional meaning of one man and one woman, and we believe that term should not be co-opted to be used for other purposes," said Republican Peter Bragdon, the Senate minority leader.
(Editing by Jason Szep and Mohammad Zargham)
- Location:Espoo, Finland
- Mood:
bouncy - Music:We are Family, Pointer Sisters
